Custodian's Diary

From Resident Evil Wiki

I had such a shitty day today!

I accidentally lost the "turn table

key" that Rick in admin gave me.

I'm sure I look like absolute crap!

If management finds out I lost the

key, getting fired will be the

least of my worries.

There's even a rumor "screw-ups"

could even be used as bait for

some creepy test "subject" the

company is working on.

Thank god! Roy from security found

the key in the bathroom and brought

it to the admin. Although I found

out about this through my boss who

look like he is about to

chew me a new one.

Man, I've haven't been ripped such

a big one since I was a snot-nosed

brat in Junior High School!

Shesh! Like it even f*ckin' matters.

You can't do anything with the key

if you don't know the code in the

first place!

Man, when I quit this company

I'm gonna use that key and the code

and make those elevators my own

personal private ride! Even I

wouldn't forget a code as easy to

remember as the word "Hope."

Yep, my own personal elevator...

Kinda like the sound of that!