Obviously I need a new PC. The current specs of REmake remastered are too high, which is weird considering they're 2D backgrounds. So yeah, those of you that bought it and can't play it, you're not alone. This is as bad, if not worse than the RE4 remaster. I'm sticking to playing the Wii port on my Wii U. At least I can play that at full speed. On the plus side, I got the official soundtrack. looks like capcom released it in .m4a format rather than mp3 (like they did with RE4's soundtrack when they packed it with RE4 HD. Cheap bastards....)
I'm not sure what their reasoning for not releasing it on Nintendo consoles was but I have a feeling it has to do with them still being pissed off at Nintendo about the exclusivity agreement. They need to get over it. That happened more than 10 years ago now. Look for the PC port of Revelations 2 to be just as bad.